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Michael is a 63 year old married guy from A Curmudgeon From, Tennessee, USA.
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Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate!!!!
Save the Earth... it's the only planet with...
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The most prestigious Commode Book Award was presented in 2004 to "the Sawdust Loon; the 10½ Year Anniversary Issue". "These...
The most prestigious Commode Book...
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This kind of story reaffirms my faith in the human species. The RAMBO Granny of Melbourne, Australia Gun-toting granny Ava...
This kind of story reaffirms my faith in the...
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Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's...
Words with two Meanings ...
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Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers.
Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers.
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Ponder this piece of Navy wisdom: "There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky."
Ponder this piece of Navy wisdom: "There...
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The Piano Movers The Dilemma When we moved into our new house, there was an upright piano in the basement 'recreational'...
The Piano Movers The Dilemma When we...
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The Piano Movers (continued) The Solution Luckily, there were support posts under the support beam on both sides of the...
The Piano Movers (continued) The...
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The Piano Movers (continued)   We now take time out for a commercial break…… Does anything ever go as...
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Murphy's Corollaries Gualtieri's Law of Inertia: Where there's a will, there's a won't. Hershiser's 1st Rule: Any thing...
Murphy's Corollaries Gualtieri's Law of...
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Spittles * Once over the hill, you pick up speed. * If it weren't for STRESS, I'd have no energy at all. * Whatever hits...
Spittles * Once over the hill, you pick...
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1959: Remembered Quotes: I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it is going to be impossible to buy a week's...
1959: Remembered Quotes: I'll tell you one...
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Bzzzzzzzzzzz Thwack! Season You recognize it immediately. That unmistakable high-pitched dental drill whine aimed at your head...
Bzzzzzzzzzzz Thwack! Season You...
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Murphy's Corollaries 1st Law of Photography: The best shots happen immediately after the last frame is exposed. 1st...
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Spittles * Why does an inspiring sight, like a sunrise, always have to take place at an inconvenient time? * The reason adults...
Spittles * Why does an inspiring sight,...
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Mr. Flexible
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A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you...
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop...
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History of the middle finger Here is something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my...
History of the middle finger Here is...
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Get your mind around this one!!!! *********************************************** The next time you hear a politician use the word...
Get your mind around this one!!!! ...
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"I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months I don't like to interrupt her." Red Skelton
"I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months I...
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Bird Splats » The WVb
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"Just think how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider!" --George Carlin
"Just think how stupid the average person is,...
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